Monday, 24 January 2011

Money Making Schemes

What you are left with is dismal failure.  There seems to be a discernible pattern.  Strong football man (Johnson), followed by Jerry yes man (Switzer, Gailey, Campo), and the team devolves.  Jones is so embarrassed that he turns to another strong football man (Parcells) and the team roster is strengthened again.


Then follows the Wade Phillips era and the team loses any progress made.


What this means is that what once made the Dallas Cowboys America's Team has lost the most vital ingredient in today's version.  


Winning.  


The Cowboys under Tex Schramm were glitz and glamor, but they were also known for class and success on the field.  Tom Landry, Roger Staubach, Bob Lilly and a whole host of great players produced a record 20 consecutive winning seasons.  


Now the Cowboys are known more for their stadium, cheerleaders and the many promotional schemes of their owner than they are winning football games.  


Jerry Jones clearly desires to be the face of the franchise.  There is no general manager in the league who is more in the news than the Cowboys owner.  But there is no general manager whose team has won one playoff game since 1996 that would still be employed without owning the team.


Jerry Jones is still selling.  The question is how long America will continue to buy?  The Cowboys are as popular as ever, but when looking at the football field, and the winning and losing, it is looking more like America's Scheme than America's Team.






This brings us to his best buddy, Joe "Nickels" Banner. These guys are best buddies. He has a degree in economics, used to run/own a chain of clothing stores and knew Jeffy boy from the old Boston days. All the necessary credentials to be president of an NFL team, right?

With a knack for pinching pennies and a gift for marketability, Joe has done wonders.  It was his idea to coin the terms "pedal to the metal" and "the gold standard".  He consistently shines up garbage, presenting the public with fool's gold while passing it off as the real thing. He has a contract extension through 2013, so get used to disappointment.

Andy "Big Red" Reid.  Andy, Andy, Andy...how many times have those words left your mouth, usually in a rapidly rising voice, followed by nervous pacing or objects being thrown? 

He is the head coach and vice president of the team.  As if he's so skilled at the one job that he needs the challenge of the other.  10, 11, 12 years and counting of the same nonsense.  Promoting incompetent people like Sean "McDoormat" McDermott.  Making no discernible in-game adjustments.  Using the same tired schemes over and over.  Passing the ball 70% of the time has never won a SB, but don't bother telling Andy that. 

Quite possibly the most stubborn person you'll ever observe in your life.  Refuses to run the ball, even when you have guys like Brian Westbrook and LeSean McCoy in the backfield.  Even when you are lining up James Thrash and Todd Pinkston as your wideouts.  He undervalues play-making positions like D-line and LB, instead preferring to fill them with seventh round Draft picks and cast-offs from other team's practice squads.  Andy will gladly trade you his first round pick today for two fifth round picks three years from now.  Nothing changes with this guy.  Nothing.  Never has and never will.

Now here is where YOU can have an impact: Express your frustrations with the same old story in writing to the following:

Philadelphia Eagles
NovaCare Complex
One NovaCare Way
Philadelphia, PA 19145

Attn: Jeff Lurie

Visit Us at BirdPhood.com Your Home for everything Eagles!!!








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